Total Medals Earned: 718 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,240 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/215 points)
Block an attack
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/100 points)
Get to stage 5
Get to stage 10
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/220 points)
Discover the dog who can speak in the tounge of man.
Experience rebirth the first time.
Kill a living creature with your weapon
Kill an enemy with their own projectile
Awaken her guardians
Defeat Uzaza
Complete the game with the aid of the gun
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (105/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Defeat Cato
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/75 points)
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/420 points)
Make 20 fastkill with the Armor Sword.
Kill 2000 zombies.
Detonate the nuke bomb with an explosion.
Make a bullseye hit with the dart.
Find how to throw up an anvil.
Find how to kill yourself.
Make 20 fastkill with the ball.
Awarded for 100% of game progress.
Completing all of these things.
Awarded for 130% of game progress.
Awarded for completing 4 achievements at one level.
Awarded for beating the game in less than 60 minutes.
Kill 10000 zombies.
Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Die electrocuted
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/180 points)
Beat all five levels of the 1st world
Beat all five levels of the 2nd world
Beat all five levels of the 3rd world
Beat all 4 levels of the 5th world
Beat all five levels of the 4th world